The Facebook break doesn’t mean sharing silly stories ends!

Via the New York Post, of course:

Televangelist warns men who masturbate: Your hands will be pregnant in afterlife

Mücahid Cihad Han says don't wank it!
Mücahid Cihad Han says don’t wank it!

A Muslim televangelist has advised male followers to stop masturbating — because it will leave their hands pregnant in the afterlife.

Turkish preacher Mücahid Cihad Han told viewers that masturbation was forbidden in Islam.

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